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With apologies to all the intelligent blonde women out there. There’s a bunch of you. This is just funny.

JANUARY
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

FEBRUARY
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels….
Helloooo!!!… bottles won’t fit into the printer!!!

MARCH
Got really excited…finished jigsaw puzzle in six months…box said “2-4 years”

APRIL
Trapped on escalator for hours…power went out!!!

MAY
Tried to make Kool-aid…wrong instructions…8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!

JUNE
Tried to go water skiing…couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

JULY
Lost breast stroke swimming competition…learned later the other swimmers cheated. They used their arms!!!

AUGUST
Got locked out of my car in a rainstorm…car got swamped because the soft-top was down.

SEPTEMBER
The capital of California is ‘C’…isn’t it?

OCTOBER
Hate M & Ms…they are so hard to peel.

NOVEMBER
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…instructions said one hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

DECEMBER
Couldn’t call 911…’duh’…there’s no ‘eleven’ on the stupid phone!!!

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