I’ve been everywhere and done a lot in the sports world. Well, almost. My namesakes have done a lot anyway. Here’s the evidence.

What I’ve learned about this Randy Johnson is that he had a hard life. A divorce, bad investments, and alcoholism landed him living on the streets for awhile before he pulled himself up. Good for him. He passed away last fall at the age of sixty-five.

Next I tried baseball as an Atlanta Brave in 1982.

Then I made my big comeback as a pitcher with the Seattle Mariners after being traded from the Montreal Expos.

(sigh)If only it were true.

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