With apologies to all the intelligent blonde women out there. There’s a bunch of you. This is just funny.
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels….
Helloooo!!!… bottles won’t fit into the printer!!!
Got really excited…finished jigsaw puzzle in six months…box said “2-4 years”
Trapped on escalator for hours…power went out!!!
Tried to make Kool-aid…wrong instructions…8 cups of water won’t fit into those little packets!!!
Tried to go water skiing…couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
Lost breast stroke swimming competition…learned later the other swimmers cheated. They used their arms!!!
Got locked out of my car in a rainstorm…car got swamped because the soft-top was down.
The capital of California is ‘C’…isn’t it?
Hate M & Ms…they are so hard to peel.
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days…instructions said one hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
Couldn’t call 911…’duh’…there’s no ‘eleven’ on the stupid phone!!!