Just learned about THIS!. It’s been a few years, but I remember enjoying his Soulsmith trilogy. I don’t think I read anything else by the man, though.
Tom Deitz, R.I.P.
29 Wednesday Apr 2009
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inJust learned about THIS!. It’s been a few years, but I remember enjoying his Soulsmith trilogy. I don’t think I read anything else by the man, though.
29 Wednesday Apr 2009
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THE BEST LIVING WILL
I, , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn’t pass ninth grade biology if their lives depended upon it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.
If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
glass of wine
chocolate
margarita
sex
martini
cold beer
chocolate
chicken fried steak
Mexican food
chocolate
french fries
chocolate
pizza
ice cream
cup of tea
chocolate
chocolate
CHOCOLATE
it should be presumed that I won’t ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct the appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the “fat lady” sing, and call it a day!
*another email
29 Wednesday Apr 2009
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Two blond girls were working for the city works department.
One would dig a hole, with the other following behind filling it in. They worked up one side of the street and down the other, furiously digging and filling in all day.
An onlooker, amazed at their hard work, couldn’t understand what they were up to and asked them about it.
The hole digger, wiping her face, sighed. “I suppose it looks odd, but we’re normally a three person team. But the girl who plants trees called in sick today.”
*disclaimer: I make no claims about blonds. It came in an email.