A redneck died and left his entire estate to his beloved widow…but she can’t touch it ’til she turns 14!
How do you know when you’re staying in a redneck motel? You call the front desk and say, I gotta a leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, “Go ahead.”
Did you hear they’d raised the drinking age for rednecks to 32? They want to keep alcohol out of high schools.
Two reasons why it’s so hard to solve a redneck murder:
1. The DNA is all the same
2. There are no dental records
Who invented the toothbrush? A redneck(if it had been anyone else, it would have been called a teeth brush).
Did you hear about the $3 million redneck lottery? The winner gets three dollars a year for a million years.
A new redneck law was recently passed. If they get a divorce, they are still cousins.
Did you hear that the redneck governor’s mansion burned down? Pert near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss. Both books went up in flames and the governor hadn’t even finished coloring one.
A state trooper pulls a redneck over and asks, “Got any I.D?” The redneck replies, “About whut?”
THAT ALL, FOLKS!