A teacher is explaining biology to her fourth grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says.
A little girl raised her hand and said, “I had a kitty cat that stuttered.”
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these incidents could become, asked her to describe the incident.
“Well,” she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lived next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard.”
“That must have been scary,” said the teacher.
“It sure was,” said the little girl. “My kitty raised her back, went ssss, ssss, ssss, and before she could say shit, the rottweiler ate her!”